Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Oh Shit

9 year old has been farting angel feathers for 3 days straight. I'm scared. Husband is scared.

Of course we are fully appreciating this strange occurrence, but WTF?!

UPDATE Sat 2/28:
I did confuse a lot of you. We use "farting angel feathers" as code for - that kid is acting so much like an angel she probably ate one.

And the aliens returned Mistress Mood Swing today. While we wondered where she had been, we didn't necessarily miss her. Hopefully the next time they take her they'll keep her longer.


The Mother said...

Beans. Or dried fruit?

At least girls are quiet about it. Boys celebrate!

AmyAnne said...

As in choking us with her kindness and understanding and involvement with the family. She hasn't been surly once in now going on 4 days. She is pleasant. PLEASANT.

I hope the aliens that abducted out real daughter don't bring her back. I like this one better :-)

AmyAnne said...

Oh and farting in general? No, my girls are decidedly NOT quiet about it. The have burping and fart contests. Of course, if I have a gas mask around, I do my best to encourage it. Much to my darling husband's chagrin.

Peeved Michelle said...

Maybe because she knew the 5 y.o. was going to blow up and she wanted to seem that much better in comparison.

dhcoop said...

I don't know if this will work or not, but I saw your note about the baby camels. I have several galleries of camel photos on my CL page:

But now that I'm doing the blog, I'll post any new ones she sends me there.

3Triangleforge said...

See, I thought you were going to mention that she'd somehow captured & eaten a real, live angel.

Only way she could have managed that would be to have really upped her game in the stealth, guile & misdirection departments.

Uh oh.

jb said...

Well I'm sure you can buy some kind of mask contraption at walmart to help you over the hump, if it's goes to day 6,7,8,9 and so on.

Great blog...truly love your picture, I'm pretty certain that in my tickle trunk under my bed is the very same outfit...mmmm..perhaps we met in another life time when abucted by cheerleading aliens.

Fell free to drop by my blog. Take good care and fart on....


A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Yes, the "angel feathers" mystified me as well. Do you think there is a connection between the feathers and the pleasant behavior? If you discover one, let me know ASAP. I'll rush out and buy some beans for Mr. M.

Dave said...

aww very cute :o)
angel feathers LOL