9 year old has been farting angel feathers for 3 days straight. I'm scared. Husband is scared.
Of course we are fully appreciating this strange occurrence, but WTF?!
UPDATE Sat 2/28:
I did confuse a lot of you. We use "farting angel feathers" as code for - that kid is acting so much like an angel she probably ate one.
And the aliens returned Mistress Mood Swing today. While we wondered where she had been, we didn't necessarily miss her. Hopefully the next time they take her they'll keep her longer.
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