Then I hear "Ha! You have been arrested for putting money in your diaper, you shall receive 20 days in jail!"
Then, "Wait, she's getting away! Cut her off!"
**hypersonic squeal**
"No, over there....YES!!"
"Throw her in the dungeon!"
At which point I may have heard my shower door slam shut. And then I hear a sort of wet slapping sound and a baby whaling at the top of her lungs. It's muffled though so they must have a) gagged her or b) also shut the bedroom door.
And of course I think to myself - ewwww, why is she putting money in her diaper? I draw the line at fishing coins out of poop. I'd rather have the kids clean out water fountains if I got that desperate.
3 comments:
Hmm. Well, the change may be "dirty" but at least they've got terrific imaginations.
OMGosh. This rendition of your kids playing made my day. Thank you. I have now had a much needed laugh and also a tender reminder to never accept change from your children.
I think it's great that your first instinct when you heard your kids playing in the shower was about the dreaded dangers of fecal material.
I mean, sanitation WAS the single most important advance in modern civilization.
SO glad they have already learned this lesson at such a tender age.
Or not.
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