Wednesday, October 28, 2009

This Is EXACTLY Why I'm All About Spanking

I'm done. Look at this face and tell me I'm not having any more kids.

Wait, that one's kind of gross. Sorry to all the vegetarians out there. And the cows.

Also, that might not be a picture of the 2 year old. How am I supposed to tell all 3 girls apart?! Don't judge me.

Ok, look at this face and tell me I'll never hold a baby that rode my vagina-slide again:

Or this one and tell me I'll never get to see her first sugar rush.
Ever.
Again.

I can't take it. I just can't take it.

Why?! Why didn't she stop growing when I told her to? Why aren't the time out's and "talking tos" not working?!

I'm done with all this "positive discipline" crap.

IT'S NOT WORKING.




It didn't work with the other ones and it's clearly not working with this one. Whatever.

~Happy Birthday 2 year old!~




7 comments:

A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Boy do I know how you feel. It goes too quickly. Every time I complain to Mr. M about how fast he's growing, he BEGS me to buy him Oscar Myer Lunchables (I told him they would stunt his growth).

The Mother said...

All three of mine look exactly alike at the ages 0-3.

None of them stopped growing, either, no matter how much I threatened to cut off their feet, tie cement blocks to their heads, or stop feeding them.

Katey said...

GOOD GAWD your post made me emotional. I am not PMSing so the emotions must have been real. I swear I get chocked up every time my daughter walks out of her bedroom looking like the teenager she now is. Last week I came across a picture of her as a baby and I damn near needed crisis counseling.

As much as some parts of parenting SUCK, most moments are amazing and pass so fast and having to let go sucks even more.

Wendy said...

Awwwwww! How SWEET!

You know, Lucy's method was to push down on Linus' head every time she walked by him. I think it worked, too, because I'm pretty sure he never grew.

Not me. I celebrate every birthday and every milestone. The less they wake me up at night & need me every second, the more they are their own people, the more interesting they are. What did Indiana Jones' dad say? "You left home just as you were starting to get interesting." Yeah, that would be us.

Dolly can bathe all by herself now, and we're teaching Cowboy. It is AMAZING to say, "go take your bath" and not be breaking my back leaning over that tub & cracking my knees on the tile floor every night. AMAZING.

Dave said...

mmm.. that bone looks yummy, so does the kid :o) I hope you dont mind but she is on my desktop lol

nicole said...

i say even the number out...do it do it!

Fawn said...

I love this! How sweet and sad at the same time! I totally relate!