Hubby is out of town this week. He left 4 days ago. Tonight I sent the kids to bed at 6:50pm because I couldn't stand the sound of their voices.
They were so confused, the poor little things. I said it with a smile and a wave. Ok kiddies, early bedtime.
But why mommy? It's soooo early!!!
Oh, I said with my most enchanting smile, I just can't handle your voices right now. Shoo now, I'll be in to kiss you night in like 6 minutes.
9 (almost 10) year old looked at me with a crystal clear WTF?! expression all over her face.
I rolled around on the couch with cuter-than-shit baby and zurberted her until I'm sure she peed her pants (thank goodness for diapers) and when I went in to kiss them goodnight....they were already asleep!!!
So, what I meant to say was that I knew INSTINCTIVELY that my kids were feeling run down and needed some extra sleep. AND I can tell by how quickly they fell asleep a full hour before bedtime that indeed, I was right.
I'm the most tuned-in, kick-ass, nurturing mother out there. Oh yeah.
I don’t need your sarcasm, cats.
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